No simp Valentine's

For the ones who are single on 14th February you have to pass this challenge for good luck next year's valentine's day.

The rules are simple:no simping over bitches,no masturbating and no roses.

-Hey man I passed No simp Valentine's
-How do you feel?
- Empty💀

by Ieepuroy February 14, 2022

kate valentine

@k8valentine

I really wish I was kate valentine.

by KVanity October 09, 2021

Dirty Valentin

When the man fucks the woman's anus and tears it

That prostitute lets them make him dirty Valentines

by Diznob May 06, 2020

Dirty Valentin

When the man has anal sex with a woman and tears her anus

That prostitute lets them make him dirty Valentines

by Diznob May 06, 2020

my bloody valentine

A truly wonderful SHOEGAZE band. Yes, shoegaze, not dream pop you daft cunt (they are very different genres). Characterized by their lush and washing guitar passages, as well as having the best rock band waifu of all time in the band: Bilinda Butcher.

I was listening to my bloody valentine’s Loveless and then passed out from sheer beauty.

by kilometers-davis November 15, 2022

St. Valentine's Day Massucker

(refers to the mob shooting in 1929 - the St. Valentine's Day Massacre and the St. Valentine's Day itself; comes from "massacre" and "sucker") a total destruction of hopes and dreams of people who sent Valentine cards to their dream-boyfriends/-girlfriends, where they usually finally have the courage to show their feelings, hoping that this would allow them to start a beautiful relationship - the hopes and dreams end up with a failure (because of being rejected by the "beloved one"), often involving being made fun of and laughted at in front of the whole class or school and eventually called a loser and a sucker;

Alan fell in love with Jen the very moment he saw here, but she was out of his league. He was always somewhere around her, waiting for the right moment to tell here about his feelings. And so there was St. Valentine's Day. He sent her a beautiful, hand-made card, where he described his affection. Not only did she rejected him, but also showed the card to all the worst possible people she could have shown it to, so they all made fun of Alan for like a month. He felt like a total loser and a sucker. It was his St. Valentine's Day Massucker.

by KurtSteinerPL March 04, 2012

Valentine Akoji

The best shinobi in gaia

"Valentine Akoji is the best shinobi in gaia."

"I just got wiped by Valentine Akoji, aw shucks I forgot he was the best shinobi in gaia."

by KevinWasAlreadyTaken November 22, 2021