Traffuck

When there's a fuck ton of traffic

I got stuck in traffuck today

by Double J wihtout Js August 29, 2025

traffic

The worst thing to get stuck in.

Damn it, I’lol be late for school because of this stupid traffic!

by 147852369/*-+.0 September 18, 2025

Thundersnow Traffuck

Traffic in the Washington DC Metro area caused by any amount of snow, specifically thundersnow

I spent 13 hours trapped on the GW parkway because of this thundersnow traffuck!

Thundersnow traffic caused 100s of cars to be abandoned by their owners this past week.

by BGernat February 18, 2011

downtown traffic

Getting busy between a woman's legs; going down on a woman

Downtown traffic was heavy this evening.

by lalaluscious February 7, 2014

sneeze traffic

A build-up of unsneezed snezes which all come out at once, usually winding and/or doubling up the sufferer.

"ATISISISISHOO!" *stumbles backwards* "Sorry, sneeze traffic!"

by lilcoffeefiend October 4, 2016

California Traffic Jam

When two men simultaneously penetrate each other during anal sex.

P1:"Man... that California traffic jam had me stuck in that one spot for hours."
P2:"I know I got stuck in one this morning, and it was great."
P1:"What???... both tunnels were full... in both directions."
P2:"I know... It almost made me late for work this morning."
P1:"What are you talking about? You live right across the street, you walk to work."
P2:"Wait... you're talking about a real traffic jam... never mind."

by D'Indah MaDeeque December 23, 2016

Putting traffic lights at my stop sign

When someone tries to over complicate a task or situation you have already resolved.

Look pal, I've already sorted it, don't be putting traffic lights at my stop sign

by Elektrafying_ July 18, 2017