Awkward Tomatoes

When something awkward happens

Siobhan: Claire, You Walked in Dog Shit
Claire: Awkward Tomatoes

by jessiej May 24, 2011

Max Di Tomato

Max Di Tomato is an living tomato with face, arms and legs. It is also called SCP 9869 and if a person sees it, they will be cursed forever.

She never noticed Max Di Tomato was in her bag with the other tomatoes.

by Max Di Tomato/ SCP 9869 May 17, 2022

Tomato Hat

Shitting blood on the top of someone's head after vigorously anally masturbating with a broken broom handle.

Sally: Oh my boyfriend gave me such a steamy tomato hat last night

by drtickles April 21, 2011

tomato

really why did you wonder what the word tomato is its a fruit idiot

random guy named bob: hey whats the word tomato meaning
random guy named elon musk: bruh you really asked that its a fruit idiot

by tomato mad that likes penguin September 12, 2020

salty tomato

A girl/guy whoms face gets very red and gets salty over the nickname salty tomato

Dang that girl is a salty tomato

by Cupcake hoe May 29, 2017

bonus tomato

a ginger twat

i’m gonna go see my bonus tomato tonight

by HebbleJebble45 October 8, 2025

fluffy tomato

A. a really "happy" and hot anime character either involving a tomato, or having red hair.

B. fluff·y (flf)
adj. fluff·i·er, fluff·i·est
1.
a. Of, relating to, or resembling fluff.
b. Covered with fluff.
2. Light and airy; soft: fluffy curls; a fluffy soufflé.
3.
a. Light or frivolous: a fluffy musical comedy.
b. Lacking depth or precision; fuzzy: hazy, fluffy thinking that only confused the matter.
fluffi·ly adv.
fluffi·ness n.

1.
a. A widely cultivated South American plant (Lycopersicon esculentum) having edible, fleshy, usually red fruit.
b. The fruit of this plant.
2. Slang A woman regarded as attractive.

Guy1: "mmm mmm did you see that fluffy tomato?"
Guy2: "man that's fresh like spaghetti, I'd eat that up and ask for seconds."

by InfiniteChaos13 June 15, 2010