Dirty Theory

The act of impregnating a female during sexy time wondering how the kid turns out.

Rifter: Bro I just pulled a Dirty Theory, and I think my kid is gonna be a doctor

by Riftyy July 4, 2021

oreo theory

A threesome between 2 black females and one white male. The females make the cookie being on the outside and the male makes the stuffing.

Man I just performed the Oreo Theory last night!

by Huff_98 April 6, 2017

zide theory

The idea that nothing is impossible.

Do you believe in zide theory?

by zidewayz September 29, 2022

spunspiracy theory

The meth induced illusion that something is being secretly plotted against you.

that girl never covers her mouth when she coughs because she's releasing evil vaginal mafia germs at me, this is a serious spunspiracy theory.

by chains666 April 3, 2009

Wawa's Theory

If a fat bitch in question hides her belly button in her jeans, leggings, etc, the bitch is fat.

"Hey did you see Hailey's new Instagram post? I couldn't see her belly button."

"Damn and she was in leggings so she fits Wawa's Theory, that bitch fat!"

by Modz Sussy April 12, 2023

log theory

A scientific study involving salesmen and the subsequent effects attributed to the act of defecation. The Log Theory inferred that the probability of a successful close would be heightened as a result of an antecedent bowl movement. It has since been accepted as scientific fact.

Log Theory case study: On more than one occasion we observed Roman's return from the restroom to result in the immediate close of a deal on his next call dialed.

by wordsmithphd June 7, 2017

The Christopher Theory

Big Mike got married without Hadi (Small Mike) knowing. Now, Big Mike has a child named Christopher. It is believed that Christopher is Hadi's long-lost brother.

The Christopher Theory was originally developed by Charbel (Gregory's brother)

by gregory for president January 17, 2023