kraft quarter pound

the minimum neccessary amount of dried bud you must have to associate with me.
if you got nothing to lose and ill lose my humanity from your recklessness your unwelcome.
i think anyone would agree a kraft peanut butter jar full of busted weed or at least shake and i know you got something to lose. magically a peanut butter jar fits $1.5 quadrillion in busted marijuana, molecularly priced. you can generally get a kraft qp for $250 if you buy bottom of the bag.
if this dude dont have a kraft quarter pound im not showing.

i once met a prison mule who could fit a kraft quarter pound in his rectum.

ive smoked a kraft quarter pound this week.
by Cody5050 November 22, 2020
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Dirty Quarter

The act of inserting a clean quarter into your partner’s asshole, waiting an hour, and then reaching into the aforementioned anus to retrieve the quarter.
Tom was always the more adventurous one in the group, well known for performing the Dirty Quarter maneuver on his girlfriend on only their second date.
by camdizzle14 September 10, 2022
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2020 quarter

The quarter that was updated for 2020 it quinceadently has a bat on it
Coin collector one:yo dawg got 2020 quarter coin collector two: dope
by Fuge ass 786 October 26, 2020
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quarter cry

someone who is crying happily and sadly but is more one then the other.
"quarter cry atm"
"happy or sad bro?"
"sad."
by livvylu July 31, 2022
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Quarter-pound ass

A butt that is small compared to the average version, as most butts weight 0.5lbs
by l-dog** April 30, 2019
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Pitchin Quarters

When two or more people throw quarters towards a fixed surface. Closest quarter wins. Typically this is won by Junior who dominates the office sport currently. Jeremy is really struggling this year pitching quarters.
"Damn, I am awful at pitchin quarters" - Jeremy
by The 2nd March 18, 2022
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quarter ballooning

After exacting a quarter roll (either glueing or rubber banding your foreskin as to not allow fluid to pass) , you piss or ejaculate into your closed off foreskin to create a balloon-like feature
I'm going to be quarter ballooning when I pound Sara in with my quarter roll
by Savag3 af January 26, 2018
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