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Landon B

Person 1: Hey you know the king of Germany?
Person 2 : oh ya Landon b
by anonymous February 14, 2023
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landon

a short white dude who got whole lotta zest packed in him. half the school likes him. vanilla fudge hair.
“is landon gay

idfk
by StinkyFart7000 April 4, 2023
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Landon

Landon likes to go to a hotel room a lot even though he has the tiniest cock he will always yell while playing video games
Hey what happened last night I went to the hotel room with landon
by Ariaiaiaiai October 30, 2021
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Landon

A Landon is an incredibly kind, intelligent and hilarious guy. He loves a challenge and will work hard to overcome it. He is a deep lover of animals and the most loyal friend you could ever have. He is incredibly handsome though his feet smell. But that is curable. If you find a Landon you know you are with someone who will always take care of you. Keep that boi.
Girl: Have you met Landon? He's a little weird, but I think I like him.
Boy: Yeah, he's cool. You should date him. I hear he works at the bowling alley.
by fannybanny September 24, 2023
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royce landon

Making it happen Royce style.
Also. To have committed a Royce Landon is to have taken a bag of unpopped popcorn and inserted into a gerbil. After insertion, you must place gerbil into microwave. After all kernels have popped (you will know after the kernels only pop every 3 seconds), you must take gerbil out of microwave. Let gerbil remains cool as well as popcorn (note: preferred popcorn is Orville Redenbacher extra butter). After cooling, find unsuspecting girl at seedy bar. Ask her out for popcorn. When given the affirmative, throw bag of gerbil laced popcorn at her and say, "You've been Royce Landoned!!!!!, you are covered in gerbil popcorn, nobody wants you now except me, lets go do it." If subject says no (unlikely), go straight to pet store, buy gerbil and use another of the Orville Redenbacher extra butter packs(3 per box). Repeat above task. Enjoy!
by Landon.Royce.edu February 20, 2009
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Landon

Landon is loyal! He is sweet and understanding and very helpful. He loves his family especially his mom and siblings. Landon has the biggest heart and goes out of his way to make sure everyone around him is good. If you have a Landon. Treat him good his heart is one of a kind!
Landon is so helpful
by True Definitions Only November 24, 2021
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landon west

Sexy he will always be their for you and he is also a very good boyfriend.
Sean’s of humor Landon west is adorable
by Yannie23 November 23, 2018
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