"Did you hear that Larry slept with that girl in Florida?"
"Yes but he doesn't consider it cheating because they agreed to Holiday Rules"
"Really?"
"Yes, his girlfriend Sarah had a bukake last year when she went to Spain"
"Yes but he doesn't consider it cheating because they agreed to Holiday Rules"
"Really?"
"Yes, his girlfriend Sarah had a bukake last year when she went to Spain"
by too_hot_to_handle May 27, 2023
Get the Holiday Rulesmug. A holiday, that is marked by specific aeschgruus behviour, which is characterized by: A person from Aesch ZH in Switzerland. Additionally someone that deeply identifies with village and tribal culture from Aesch ZH.
Further it involves tribal violent sex with elderly women, which often ends in the climax of aeschgruus behaviour (unga bunga noises).
Further it involves tribal violent sex with elderly women, which often ends in the climax of aeschgruus behaviour (unga bunga noises).
Laurin takes his well deserved Aeschgruus holiday. As he arrived in Italy he went straight to business and went looking for elderly women on the street. Ronja, Lara and Melissa are eager to please the Aeschgruus. They have a violent sex party, in which both Ronja and Lara leave their life. The Aeschgruus starts making climax noises:"Unga Bunga, I want to touch children"
by anonymous March 19, 2025
Get the Aeschgruus holidaymug. When you have hemorrhoids and you ate a shit ton of greens then the next morning when you go to let one loose it comes out green and red this giving you a holiday topher
Hey mark I was shitting and guess what happened , I bled out of my ass when I shat and my shit was green it felt like a Holiday topher
by Yesmamsir May 21, 2021
Get the Holiday tophermug. by Anonymous annoymous 12345 July 11, 2025
Get the Jet 2 holidaymug. This was invented by a Instagram, mom of two girls and she created this holiday cleaning for when the holidays come around you’re less likely to be frustrated and overwhelmed by all the cooking done in the kitchen she loves family and is dedicated to serving Others in the kitchen not only is she a hard-working mom and dedicated to freezing meals and preparing meals ahead of time to stay focused and less in the kitchen but also serving her family holiday cooking is important and the holidays and so is cleaning after. September is the month of tidying and is a special event, it begins before the holiday season and decorating. Then you begin by taking all of the items that you have in your shelves in the kitchen and cabinets. Do this before you take all the cans your pantry everything out of the fridges and you clean everything from top to bottom to re-organize and regroup to see everything that you need for the holidays not the other way around it’s best to have a fresh start know what you have in your pantry so when the holidays come around you’re ready to go and you won’t have to worry about cleaning again until spring.
@val_ava@instagram
@val_ava@instagram
I’m so happy I completed my holiday cleaning.
I feel like I completely change my life, it feels like a future gift to my future self.
I feel like I completely change my life, it feels like a future gift to my future self.
by Brokenheartedval89 September 8, 2019
Get the Holiday Cleanmug. by Bluefordcansoloall May 1, 2023
Get the 9/11 holidaymug. are days when people can't get over the holidays and still feels like celebrating, they skip work/school/duties and enjoy the rest of the days like it is still the holidays.
by pen486386 January 6, 2011
Get the holiday aftershockmug.