Hayden

Typically small town hicks that grow up in the deserted woods. Liberals with Republican parents. Hayden’s always follow in the shadows of their way more successful brother and copy their every judgement. Have no work ethic whatsoever and are overall lazy as fuck

Damn, Hayden is an absolute libtard.

by Kevin H. November 23, 2021

hayden

just a overall great guy, they are normally attracted to girls with month names for some reason… they likes brunettes with a little bit of blond. They love to ride bikes, and they love Jesus. Once u get a hayden to love u, KEEP THEM!!!!! :)

Random girl- OMG IS THAT HAYDEN
girl-yes and is that his girl friend

hayden’s best friend- oh yea she is hot 🥵 they are perfect for eachother

by omlitsjesus April 10, 2022

Hayden

a cat boy who meows very enthusiastically

over discord vc

person 1: “yo i’m friends with hayden

person 2: “he meowed over vc one time”

by penislover69420imacancer June 3, 2021

Hayden Furey

A short boy that works at shoppers drug mart, he seems like a normal kid but in reality he is a little goofy goof on the inside. He is a tinsie winsie bit embarrassed by the size of his duck eggs, in the end he is a stumpy little boy.

You are such a Hayden Furey lmao.

by Valorant god May 30, 2022

Hayden Legs

Stumpy legs with weak knees.

*falls down the stairs at wetherspoons*

"good god! Have you got Hayden Legs or something?!"

by Chumlee Johnson November 18, 2023

Hayden Chestnut

the biggest dragger in skipperville, al. Guarenteed to see in pictures with more than 3 blondes

omg hayden chestnut likes blonde girls

by Madalynn Mcrainey December 15, 2022

haydened

haydened is when you get flashed then fan of hammered by a mcree

for fuck sake i just got haydened

by best ow player September 11, 2022