Eva

the most goofyest girl in the wurld. she has long blonde hair with blue eyes. she has a big ass and a bigger heart. i should know. also, she has eyes. did i already say that yeah i did. but i love her ass and her heart. also her eyes oh yeah i said that. did i say that? anyway she is kinda short but not that short. she is also taller than a small animal. she also has nice eyes what. also she used to be a baby. but she grew up. also she likes to wear clothes sometimes. wait nevermind (she just told me she doesn't). anyway she is the hootist gurl in school and shes HOOTER THAN U! i cant wait to marry her sister.

Guy1: Man that Eva is fucking gorgeous!
Guy2: dude arent you getting married to her sister wtf?!?!
Guy1: Shhh bro just lemme love who i love!
Guy2: Youre right bro, sorry for being so close-minded
*the guys proceed to make out*

by RandomRooster September 26, 2021

eva

is a slutty whore for kingston and cant refuse any dick BECAUSE SHES A WHORE who is bi. straight, and GAY. She kills people who are fat sluts and force niggas to squirt for them named Angellyn Baxter

Kim Kardashian:OH MY GOD SHE SUCH A EVA
Brandon Caster: OMG IM GOING TO FUCK HER ASS LIKE SHES IS MY SLUTTY EVA

by mrgiggles450896 December 31, 2023

Eva

Eva Loves Nicholas more

Oh look it’s Eva, she loves Nicholas more

by Letallya May 30, 2022

eva afta daft & dafta

As time progresses, idiocacy increases.

Foolish lafta progresses to eva afta daft & dafta.

by Hercolena Oliver April 18, 2010

Eva Dawe

"really fun"

Eva Dawe: 'I'll just be really fun'

by ol1bar January 18, 2021

eva

someone who is loved by duong and josh

wow, do u like eva - good luck!

by Imoggdbsnnw October 29, 2020

eva

A person that likely thinks to highly of themselves and like to flex that he is much better than you at valorant (gets carried by radiant smurfs all day) this person usually gets no hoes. Even when he does its not true love. Just a little dumbass trying to get valorant skins.Mostly gets good grades but still has no irl friends. When he does its only because he is the person that invites himself to the boy meetup without asking the others. Takes 47 minutes to shower because it take him 3 for every fat layer. Acts gay in the friend group so he doesnt get kicked out

Bro did you meet the new kid eva, he acts gay because he has no friends. No wonder he gets no hoes.

by niggassitonmyballs February 2, 2022