A horizontally challenged plus sized blob of meat who looks at Quora, Fandom, Wikipedia and War thunder porn all the time. He has been smoking for 60 years. Also showers once a year.
A🍪🎮: Is that the guy from fortnite???
B: No, the guy from fortnite actually showers. That is smeli eli.
B: No, the guy from fortnite actually showers. That is smeli eli.
by xX_BlackPeopleAreInferior_69Xx May 07, 2024
A but of a predator to younger people around them. Even with their siblings. Eli bees are typically overweight with chubby cheeks and a backwards belly button. If you know an eli bee, then your life probably sucks.
by 34thousandPeople March 31, 2021
eli hansen is so hot
by HOHGFMFRDFCVBHFCVBNHJYTRFDC VB June 11, 2019
eLi hansen is hot
by HOHGFMFRDFCVBHFCVBNHJYTRFDC VB June 11, 2019
by sambalia November 21, 2010
Is THE god. A big dick said by himself. Is smart. Can be found in his natural environment, planet Earth, and has a heart as grand as his height
by Agroupofdingus December 06, 2022