Party Deuce

When somebody takes a dump at a party

I hope that guy didn't just party deuce!

or

Who just dropped the party deuce?!

by kittyisgood November 19, 2009

deuce gravy

the residue left between your ass cheeks after dropping a massive projectile deuce. Most noticeable after a diaherra-like deuce and even after wiping, it still feels there.

"damn, i just finished wiping and i still got some deuce gravy left"

by dkyard May 22, 2009

deuce cannon

When you eat pf changs or any variety of spicy mexican or indian food and get explosive diarrhea. You fart so loud it sounds like a cannon went off and shit sprays all over the back of the toilet, likely resulting in splashback.

After we went to Taste of India last night, I came home and instantly regretted it. I hit the bathroom and it was like a deuce cannon went off in there. Now the whole house smells like curry. What was I thinking?

by deucerocket November 8, 2010

No dice on a deuce

Expression of disappointment after failing to have a bowel movement.

I'd hoped the kid would poop before we got on the road, but alas, no dice on a deuce.

by Moteq January 1, 2017

shalom deuce

"peace out"

A slang term used to say good-bye. Often stated with a simultaneous performance of hand gestures for added emphasis. While saying "shalom" the two-finger peace sign is flashed (with the back of the hand facing the recipient of the salutation) followed my an immediate 90 degree rotation of posed hand (counter clockwise for the right hand, clockwise for the left). The word "deuce" is spoken during the rotation of the hand. For added flair, one may pound the chest twice with the posed hand and/or slide away said hand from the body in a movement that is parallel to the ground.

Yo, I gotta go! Shalom deuce, bitches!

by Just Reuben September 4, 2013

doobie deuce

When you're smoking weed and you take a really nice shit.

When you're smoking in the bathroom with friends, it's inappropriate to take a doobie deuce.

by Doobie Deucer January 14, 2017

Deuce Log

A turd that comes out in a long cylinder shape form that resembles a log.

"I had to let out the biggest deuce log you have ever seen"

"No it was not deuce nuggets this time but a deuce log"

by whassup2ice2 March 27, 2009