AKA adult pubic lice or crabs, saber-toothed crotch crickets are parasites. These insects are generally found in the crotchal area and they may cause itching.
Little Billy gave the town hooker $25 and all he had to show for it were some saber-toothed crotch crickets.
by BigP July 2, 2005
Get the saber-toothed crotch cricketmug. Breasts of such horrid mutilation by forces of nature or botched augmentation, that they are often mistaken for Dr. Frankensteins monster.
by Guy Smith January 5, 2008
Get the snaggle toothed franken-boobiesmug. a large tubby girl, usually by the name of jaclyn, whose teeth are almost horizontal. "buck tooth betty" will usually not understand anything and is extrememly abnormal.
also a buck tooth betty most likely all the time will have a bitch ass sister that needs shit dumped on her head.
also a buck tooth betty most likely all the time will have a bitch ass sister that needs shit dumped on her head.
by Buck Tooth Betty's Friend February 18, 2008
Get the buck tooth bettymug. by wpgirl December 17, 2008
Get the Chipped Tooth Cock Suckermug. by Snoopy Shultz August 17, 2011
Get the eye candy tooth achemug. A person who still has baby teeth when they are over the age of 18. The teeth represent them as person of low inteligence and the need to recieve underages. Could also be considered things such as a bubbly faggot. like I always say 'Whats good for the goose, is good for the gander..."
by kdnajdenaskfmdlas May 3, 2010
Get the Baby Tooth Heishmanmug. by Matt September 25, 2004
Get the Tooth Herpesmug.