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On my ticket

When somebody won't be a part of a team or won't be invited to somewhere.

(The House of Cards, S3E11).
"You should consider a career on the stage ( because he sure as hell isn't gonna be on my ticket).
by Inok007 June 21, 2016
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Punching the ticket

To push an erroneous digit through insufficient bumwad straight into a fouled nipsy when preparing yesterday's lunch.
Splitting the toilet paper sheets was always going to run the risk of punching the ticket. It was either that or use a sock.
by Stiglitz April 25, 2019
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ticket queen

What city cops call state troopers, since all they do is write speeding tickets on the highways.
Ticket queens hog all the glory.
by RoundenBrown July 28, 2022
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Expired Lottery Ticket

Defines a woman aged over 40 who is well past her shag prime, but still eager to get laid (ideally by a younger and more financially successful male). This woman probably shagged most of Def Leppard, Poison,Motley Crue and Metallica back in the 1980s and could be old enough to be your Mum.

Back in the day, a top quality knocker but now her tits have sagged and her vagina is more open than the Schengen Area of the EU. Hence the term 'Expired Lottery Ticket' - you shouldn't want to cash her gash.
Donna is such an expired lottery ticket - she craves any young guy with a dick and a job despite being close on to 50!
by Adolf Trump-Farage September 19, 2018
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