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The Puma Rule

When a player in a game uses extremely excessive force such as tackling in flag football. Like that of a puma.
Dude he just did the puma rule on him and knocked him out cold.

He should be suspended for the puma rule.
by Goochey November 5, 2020
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Rule of Pouting

If one person pouts, then a person in an opposing party who becomes compelled to do the same, pouts in retaliation.This process continues and is carried out until a victor is crowned for having out-pouted the other party,
calling for the losing party to woefully accept defeat and then lay at the merciful hands of the winning party.
In turn, this strong and newly crowned winning party is given the power to rule over the weak losing party.
Which allows ones deepest and darkest wishes to be obligingly carried out by the losing party.This creates a paradox within the universe where ultimate rule can be achieved.
*POOOOUT*
"YOU CAN'T POUT BACK ZACHNATION."
"IF JUSTIN BEIBIER IS ALLOWED TO SING, I CAN SURE AS HECK POUT. PLUS,It is part of the Rule of Pouting."
by spaceman3399 February 3, 2012
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Rule-H

Rule-H,Of course the Truth can Hurt.Truth is like a baseball.Get hit in the head or a soft-spot it can hurt like hell.But if you Spit all over it,and Knuckle-Ball it,It can be Funny as hell.
by Waboa February 6, 2009
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Rule #26

"Focus on improving yourself,
not proving yourself"
Hey man i gotta prove myslef that i can
Bro, Rule #26
by AKayser February 21, 2023
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Rule 6783

You can't kill mom
You can hurt mom accidentally, but you can't hurt her purposefully as that would be breaking Rule 6783
by Mom killer 69 October 10, 2021
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Rule-Y

The More Warnings given,the More Likely it is that the Warnings will be Ignored.
We Ignored the Warnings about the economy,because we had so many warnings we couldn't deal with them all.So They were just ignored, as per Rule-Y.
by Waboa February 5, 2009
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The Miller rule

If you are in a science class and you are doing model rockets, you have to fuck up your rocket the most you can.
Boy: I just created a spiderman rocket!
Sped man: I created an intercontinental ballistic missile from the Soviet Union. This is the Miller rule.
by Sonicwave.exe May 11, 2021
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