c u next tuesday

(C u next tuesday) is the nice way to call your boss or someone you really dislike a (c.u.n.t ) without getting a write up at work or fired ...or without hurting the person you dislike feelings.. Or another definition is that you just dont want someone knowing your calling them a (c.u.n.t) and you can laugh about it without them catching on to what your talking about...

Your boss yells at you and you respectfully say ok boss ill ( c u next tuesday) as you walk away happy that you called them a (c.u.n.t) and they have no clue what your talking about.

by parachute bandit August 24, 2016

Next plumbing

Getting your colon cleared out by a fat hairy dude in a wife beater

I was kind backed up so I got David to come give me some next plumbing

by Rustylama January 24, 2018

Gone Until Next Tuesday

Instead of calling someone a cunt (c u next tuesday) politely, this is a way of calling someone a gunt (Gone until next tuesday). Refer to "Gunt" for proper definition.

"She's got one hell of a gone until next tuesday"

by Slaughtrus November 15, 2011

chan, your half 52 next year

bang chan is going to be half 52 next year, as seungmin said
or this year rather
we all know hes only foive but hes already half 52 thats crazy

"chan, your half 52 next year" - kim seungmin

by kitpysaysfuckyou March 27, 2023

Rise Next To Me

intimitally staring at your partner

Rich asked Jay "hey jay of hit show JKB, can you Rise Next To Me" and then asked him, stoned out of his mind, why he was passionately staring at him

by jerry and Tom taking bonghits February 4, 2023

Girl that sits next to me in Physics

she is a nerd
she thinks shes not a nerd but she literally plays sudoku
in an L math class
dumb nerd

person "Hey, are you new here?"
girl "Yes, but I already brought my new sudoku book to school. Want to play?"
person "Ew, nerd, no ones gonna be your friend because youre a dumb nerd"
girl "Okay.."
other person "Broooo thats the Girl that sits next to me in Physics shes such a nerd"
person "fr"

by ILOVEAMERICA4EVER February 10, 2023

see you next season

Used to say goodbye.

Bye. See you next season.

by Ritacca February 15, 2023