by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 1, 2025
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by Solid Mantis November 3, 2020
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by Lil Uzi Vxrt May 8, 2024
Get the late night findsmug. When you take home a biddy on Friday or Saturday after the club, she stays over, then you hit it one more time in the morning, and, while as you are coming, she realizes she is late for brunch with all her single girl friends.
Yo, shawty was hobbling to the bathroom with cum dripping da ass, screaming: “I’m late for brunch.. I’m late for brunch !!”
by RonJon2000 August 27, 2022
Get the Late for Brunchmug. mother: Joseph, stop interrupting. I don't like that, that, whatever, what yumma call it, the medicine you digest so well lately. This anti-social habit won't get you anywhere in life. And Joseph, also please improve your vocabulary. I didn't raise you to such a rotten apple
Joseph: go scratch yourself. I will not stop interrupting, just because you want me to.
Joseph: go scratch yourself. I will not stop interrupting, just because you want me to.
by Sexydimma December 19, 2012
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you: "sorry it took so long to respond, but I think you're a spineless asshole. late.
you: "sorry it took so long to respond, but I think you're a spineless asshole. late.
by vjel October 10, 2022
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Person 1: Do you have something i can beat my meat to at night?
Person 2: Yea, i have some late night meat beating materiel you can use.
Person 1: Thanks, my masturbation was getting a bit stale.
Person 2: Yea, i have some late night meat beating materiel you can use.
Person 1: Thanks, my masturbation was getting a bit stale.
by Stonecool October 23, 2017
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