She can be a total bitch but she has good intentions. She’s funny and smart but always talks bad about you behind your back
Person 1: hey I love your hair!
Person 2: thanks! (Walks away)
Person 1: ugh she’s so stupid
Person 3: don’t be such a jordan
Person 2: thanks! (Walks away)
Person 1: ugh she’s so stupid
Person 3: don’t be such a jordan
by katwasntmeever September 30, 2018
Get the Jordanmug. Thomas: Check out Trevor strutting around the school in those Jordans.
Michael: ikr! He's a real douchebag.
Thomas: ikr!
Michael: ikr! He's a real douchebag.
Thomas: ikr!
by CashNetUSAdotcomMan August 5, 2018
Get the Jordansmug. Meme dealer fat friend depressed but tells nobody strong like to skateboard and play guitar stoner not attractive and makes friends super easy
Jordan is fucking dumb
by Для того March 4, 2019
Get the Jordanmug. The most confident boy you know. He is funny and smart. Jordan may seem like a bit of an a**hole but at the end of the day he is caring and protective of the special girl in his life.
Hi jordan
by UndercoverJ May 10, 2018
Get the Jordanmug. The biggest fucking favor you will ever meet and always beats his meat. He’s always leaning on your ass and never ever completes his god dam homework fuck you jordan
by Aunt Patty December 5, 2018
Get the Jordanmug. Jordan, shes a beautiful amazing wonderful human. But she's a cheater(watch out for that). She's very beautiful, sexy, and down for whatever. She will smoke yo smoke so yeah she cool. She doesn't like most but when she does she absolutely loves them. She talks to too many guys while y'all are dating. She's unfaithful, but damn she's beautiful.
by N!GGA July 1, 2018
Get the Jordanmug. An extremely annoying, angry and obsessive person. Hates to be told he’s wrong and thinks the world is against him. Has a huge nose and often likes fake black music (e.g childish gamdini). Usually has one comeback, that being shit up and gets upset about almost everything. Often falls in love with a girl and then becomes obsessed. Don’t break a Jordan’s heart, you’ll never hear the end of it...
by Mow-Lester October 31, 2019
Get the Jordanmug.