A Gabe Lowden is a cool kid, usually pretty skinny, and gets no bitches. Of course, he attracts men, and when I say men, I mean tons of men. He has dick for days. Gabe Lowden's also have seizures at no apparent time, and are decently good at playing the goalie position in soccer.
by LoganTheDudeRox June 2, 2022

by CrispiP. July 11, 2019

A rule recognized round the world which grants Gabe persion to pick up any merchandise on the floor of any retail store, for free
by bUrNeR65r3 May 26, 2019

Sounds like the football type of person. He is athletic, funny, and an overall perfect human. He has a lot of friends, and many people look up to him. He sees what's inside of people rather than what is on the outside. Many girls like him, but if he has one girl in mind he will make sure he gets her. He loves to kiss, cuddle, hold hands, and is a total romantic. If he likes you, hold on to him. He sees you for you no matter how much of a naked mole rat you may look.
Girl 1: Wait was the Gabe Brinkman who just talked to you?
Girl 2: Yeah, he is such an amazing person. I wish he would like me.
Girl 2: Yeah, he is such an amazing person. I wish he would like me.
by Jpawzing February 5, 2019

A unsocial male in particular doesn't talk to many girls and people in general. Does nothing all day and claims to go places when all he does is stay in his home.
by Nicole Rose Williams October 1, 2018

Gabe is s very handsome boy. Gabe’s are usually very athletic they love football. Gabe’s are smart too. Whoever is his girlfriend she is very lucky Gabe’s are nice also.
by Hossyeh November 21, 2018
