David

David is very sweet and loyal loves his friends hates racists, sexists, ableists, homophobes, transphobies, xenophobes, and any other groups of people who hate others because of their race, religion,sexual orientation,gender identity, or disability,

David I love you

Johnny I know

David I saw some assholes that are homophobes I hate them

Johnny I know you hate them

by Boogereater69 September 22, 2020

David

David is me, an idiot.

David is really stupid.

by Your uncle, Jesus September 22, 2020

David

A dumb bitch that knows nothing about the real world and hides in his little priviledged house and plays videogames.

"Hey, have you seen David around?"
"That stupid fuck? God no."

by thedeadareamongus October 13, 2020

David

A chubby kid who is bound to have a massive glow up and fuck every single girl on this planet and have no kids with perfect pull out game but dies because he contracted every STD.

Friend 1: I wish I could pull a David.
Friend 2: That would be sick dude!

by JohnnyUser84 October 19, 2020

David

A chubby kid who is bound to have a massive glow up and fuck every girl in his town. With his perfect pullout game he will never have a kid but will die extremely soon due to contracting every STD from hitting it raw.

Friend 1: When I go out I wanna do it David-style!
Friend 2: SAMEEEE DUDE!

by JohnnyUser84 October 19, 2020

David

The fattest cock of all time, he will destroy your whole family including your cousins with his huge penis.

I spent the night with David!

by fats so al October 23, 2019

David

David is a strong name, usually associated with crack or coke heads. He thinks he’s cool but he rarely shows it, if you know a David play it cool when he least expects it hug him as tight as you can ... around the neck with a cable

U should have seen the lazy piece of shit that David is being.

by Urbandick12345678910 October 30, 2019