wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am

Having sex then breaking off contact with the person.

Dave: Hey dude guess who just got lucky last night!
Greg: Sweet. What's her name?
Dave: Anna, she's hot as fuck!
Greg: Have you called her yet?
Dave: I never got her number...
Greg: Sounds like a case of wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am.
Dave: Shit.

by Joshua666 August 11, 2013

wham bam thank you ma'am

Sometimes used as a way to denote the successful completion of a military mission well underbudget and well within time constraints. Implies they forgot something (see other definition)

If America were to declare war on Canada and launched a full scale nuclear strike, it'd be safe to say that that operation was "wham bam thank you ma'am"

by Anonymous March 9, 2003

Wham Bam Thank You Slam

The breakfast item preferred by hookers and ho's at Denny's.
It consists of two hardon boiled eggs, 2 extra-long sausage, two bacon strips, Frenched toast, no homo fries and lots of sticky syrup to run down your chin. Often washed down with a cup of come-offee.

After a long night on my back or just leaning over in the front seat of a car, I'm dying for a Wham Bam Thank You Slam at the Denny's of iniquity.

by Beeb E. King November 18, 2011

Thank you for coming to my ted talk

Phrase used after you say something (generally a longer story) and no one responds, similar to how a ted talk works.

You: *tells a long story about how you dropped your enchilada*
group chat: *doesnt respond”
You: Thank you for coming to my ted talk

by jamesqu August 2, 2018

thank you for coming to my ted talk

Celebrities like Kate McPherson have been known to end tweets with this statement. In some ways it's a full on acknowledgement of a personal idea or claim but a dismissal of anyone's negative response to the claim. In other words, I want you to know this information but I am not particularly concerned with your opinion regarding said information.

Nicki Minaj is constantly biting off of Cardi-B...thank you for coming to my ted talk

by Kinam July 9, 2018

thank you fuck you bye

something said by Jim Cornette to a person he hates

AEW sucks, thank you fuck you bye

by Goldberg is overrated April 21, 2021

thank you for hacking me, motherfucker

when you know you just got hacked and you want your hacker to know how much you hate him/her (no sexism here)

you can go wild and search anything and your hacker will know it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

you can't use it in a sentence
apparently you have to use the "word" to make it count so "thank you for hacking me, motherfucker

by i_hate_getting_hacked March 28, 2017