Spunk Fishing

Predominantly male, when you are too relaxed, or can't be arsed to get out of the bath to have a wank and end up having a relaxing bath wank. The ensuing explosion of semen into the "Non-Salty Sea" leaves opportunities with either a hand or a water jug to go "Spunk fishing"!

"Spunk Net Fishing" is the height of laziness as there is no "Clean-Up" even attempted with the majority of the "Spunk Fish" ending up in your own pubic hair "Spunk Net"!!

John was a lazy bastard at the best of times and regularly participated in the hobby of "Spunk Fishing" at bath time!!

by anonymous March 12, 2025

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spunk salad

A light semen drizzle directly onto your salad instead of the usual mayo or dressing.

"I hate that old nun, she's so homophobic."
"Never mind I've sorted her out. I only made her up a spunk salad and she's wolfing it down."
"Oh, you'll go to Hell for it."
"Worth it just to hear her ask for seconds."

by LiberaceHudson April 19, 2018

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Spunk

Spunk is what your mum should of swallowed instead of having it put in her pussy

you = gone off spunk

by Big Cock Riley February 17, 2021

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Liquid spunk

This is another word or way of saying Piss or Urine

I need to go and have a liquid spunk

by Yournan6996 April 24, 2019

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Spunk

A Danish confectionery wine gummy brand invented in 1971, most often consumed in Denmark and Germany.
The name is derived from a Swedish children's book character who invented the word 'spunk' but could find no use for it.
As in said children's book, there are no other known uses or definitions for this word beyond the Danish candy it is named for.

"Jeg har lige slugt en mundfuld Spunk! (I have just swallowed a mouthful of Spunk!)" - random Danish child, probably

by Booz McGroove November 21, 2024

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