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Spray Bottling

When you like a problematic/unlikable character in media and you need to find a way to still hold that character accountable so you spray them with a spray bottle like a dog.
“This character is so attractive but oh my god they are actually such a creep.”

*sigh*

“Guess I’m spray bottling you.”

*gets the spray bottle*

“Bad ___! Bad!”
by CupcakeHalø April 3, 2025
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Eskimo Pepper Spray

Omg, I can’t believe John eskimo pepper sprayed me last night!
by B3zus May 24, 2025
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The Great Spray Tan

A derogatory allusion to Donald Trump, evocative of both his over-use of spray tan to hide his elderly pallor, and his continual dishonesty.
One wonders how evil citizens of the U.S.A. must be, to elect The Great Spray Tan as their dictator.
by Nutty Peanuts November 6, 2024
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spray yard

When one uses the shower head to masturbate in the shower.
"Yo shelisa, I had a blast using the spray yard last night."
by Shelissa August 30, 2016
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nasal spray

nasal spray is a sexual act in which a girl holds your dick up to her nose and snorts the cum like cocaine and high fives you after
ahh well nasal spray time she didn't complain
by sanxity July 2, 2019
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Spray

When a sexual partner Sneezes into the face of the other partner, leaving them with mucous and saliva on the face.
Friend A: *a chu*

Friend B: You sick?

Friend A: Yeah this bitched sprayed me last night and now I'm dieing.
by Dr. Pib December 7, 2010
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Uncle Sam's Fine Ocean Spray

Some edible, pureed substance is filled within a syringe.
Syringe is inserted within opening of female's urethra. Pureed substance is pumped within the hole, allowed entrance within bladder. Participants gather about female's widespread vagina, cups brandished against the oncoming rain. Female relinquishes hold on bladder. Plates are filled. Participants consume their beverages.
"Oh, son, I did not think you would come to find us in this position." - sexually engaged father.
"Oh my. Look away son, I can not restrain this puree much longer." - sexually engaged mother.
"Parents. Is this, is this Uncle Sam's Fine Ocean Spray?" - intruding son.
"It sure is, son. It sure is." - sexually engaged father.
by Uncle_Bool October 8, 2013
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