mer snail

a snail with a bush just like Nancy's bush
a snail that says 'mer'

"mer!"
"thats such a mer snail!"
"omg look! its a mer snail!"

by mersnailer April 11, 2010

snail friend

a snail friend is a person who's really hot and adorable and you cherish a lot. they're really extremely attractive and your little heart probably cannot handle all that's going on. a snail friend isn't a person you'd friendzone.

Naya: lynn is so hot. she's my snail friend.

by karma942 February 12, 2019

snail scootchin'

The act of two or more chicks going at each other in the sack.

First guy - "Cinemax was really good last night."

second guy- "Yeah there was a whole lot of snail scootchin'

going on!"

by T.A.I.N.T January 16, 2011

Mad Snail Disease

When your bussy gets too raw

After my friends and I had a sleep over, we all woke up with Mad Snail Disease.

by BARBARAH January 6, 2022

Skank Snail Trail

When a nasty whore leaves her Virginia juice on the chair after she gets up!

Did u see that Skank Snail Trail on the chair when she left?

by TheAmbitchousBitch February 22, 2022

Snail

Blow in a chicks box then she sits on your face and slides down

I love getting the snail

by MitchDa January 28, 2023

angry canadian snail

Week old cum that gets slapped onto someone

Bill just got the angry Canadian snail

by Billy900 May 2, 2018