eswen smith

Eswen is an empty slag who is going out with a fatty chode nigga, she dyes her hair every few months and once accidentally dyed it ginger. James White then proceeded to “rape her with insults” . When she gets pissed she puts her bent-ass middle finger up. Eswen hates the letter k for some unknown reason and when you punch her in the arm she then has 44 orgasms before saying “ouch that really hurt” in a slutty starbucks girl voice. She also tried to get her ear pierced up the top of her ear but ended up having it fucking infected coz she is fucking stupid. She always claims to be in a higher set than me until I tell her that I’m top set for science and maths and when she gets to English she remembers that I’m in the same set as her and says shuttup before I’ve even said anything.

Eswen Smith is a retard
James: hey eswen
Eswen: yh
James: how’s your earing

Eswen: shuttup
James: k
Eswen: oh my god stoppppppp
James: k
Eswen: starts saying how she’ll kill James and it will never happen
James: ur boyfriend is fat
Eswen: *puts bent fucking middle finger up*
James: ur finger is as bent as ur boyfriend

Eswen: *punches james*
James: *punches her back*
Eswen: owwwww why did you do that!!!!
James: because I can

by Fatty nigga bitch March 1, 2019

OLIVER SMITH

Oliver Smith is a big booty bitch with long hair and a big feet.

Yo Oliver Smith show me that big shlong dong.

by Big booty cheeks March 19, 2019

Oliver Smith

the real life harry potter pretty cool apart from that

hello Oliver Smith *hums harry potter theme tune*

by lovelaceguy February 18, 2019

rylee smith

Rylee Smith is an amazing person with sass and saltiness but loves getting hugs from behind her and is a very loyal friend. She loves her lone brown hair and can sing like an angel. She’s a fragile person so be careful with her feelings you don’t know what she’s been through. If you have a Rylee Smith never let her go.

Rylee SmithShe’s the best and will have a hard time trusting you but once your In She’ll never let you go

by Ry1111 May 31, 2018

Colm Smith

If you are a Colm Smith, you are the perfect human being. You have no flaws and have a giant penis.

"That guy over there looks like such a Colm Smith."

by Wong83 June 6, 2018

brooklyn smith

Someone you cant trust

Brooklyn smith is fake

by kjwhereyouat April 22, 2022

Ben Smith

This mf has a leng peng teng ass sister, hottest in all the lands

Every Guy ever: WOW LOOK AT HER HOLY SHIT

Ben: What bro thats my sister
Every Guy ever: YEAH SHE HOT THO
Ben Smith: guys no
Every Guy ever: Yea

by ellaisstillleng November 22, 2022