introduced to a brick wall at high speed

(v.) To drive into a brick wall, usually implying death.

Nambla members, psycho bitch, eliturk and denida shoul all be introduced to a brick wall at high speed

by Kung-Fu Jesus December 17, 2006

speed

Amphetamine or methamphetamine

Sarah:
Look at that paranoid pale faced bloke talking bollocks who looks like he's been awake for 2 weeks!

Me: Yeah, that's Chris, he's on speed

by TidyTrip March 17, 2003

speedcore zombie

to indulge oneself in listening excessively to music ranging to 250 to 1000 bpm (beats per minute) that we commonly known as speedcore

god anthony ur such a speedcore zombie when

by specialtony July 13, 2007

Speed Rape

To be raped metaphorically or otherwise at extreme speeds.

"So what happened"
"Well officer , it was over so quickly"
"Yeah , we get that alot"
"No I mean I was speed raped. It was over in about 5 seconds"

"Oh Em Gee!"

by superlolocaust2 February 23, 2010

reverse speedbag

n. the act of sticking ones' penis backwards through ones' legs while reaching behind ones' thighs to grab the shaft of the penis and masturbate furiously with an end goal of profusely spanking ones' balls like a boxer hitting a speedbag.

v. to commit the act of reverse speedbagging.

"Oh man, Eva was so hot that Chris told me he went home, busted out the croc butter and reverse speedbagged all night."

by Chris Awwsteen January 28, 2008

work the speedbag

licking the clitoris

"she was begging me to work the speedbag more, but I'd been down there for 20 minutes"

by Dolomite September 15, 2003

Low Shutter Speed

noun.

-the disorder of a victims sphincter not closing in time during a questionable fart, in turn releasing poo into said victims pants. Must happen on more that one occasion during a day to qualify. Victims with illness may be void. (decided by closest peers, on a hilarity sliding scale. ie. amount, frequency, smell, and victim's initial reaction upon release of said shart)

ex.

Victim: "Hey smell this fart! (plop) Oh, No!!!!!!! Curse this LOW SHUTTER SPEED! That's twice in one day now, god dammit!"
friend: "Oh, man! Classic, dude! Your running out of pants faster than the nursing home on enchilada night!
Victim: "Shut up!"
Friend: "You might wanna get that LOW SHUTTER SPEED looked at, man."

by big1jc November 24, 2011