Gift Shifting

The act (often by a husband) of shifting the timing of a previously planned gift to coincide with another event or holiday in order to either a)avoid being totally giftless or b) avoid double gifting

Jon gave his wife a bike on Mother's Day thereby Gift Shifting from his planned summer purchase.

by Hafester May 12, 2009

Shift dick

When you get some dick while you’re at work.

It was a shit night at work with the exception of the shift dick I got in the walk in.

Bro! I gave the new girl some shift dick at work last night!

by The bearded feller April 11, 2022

shift dick

When your partner uses your penis like a stick shift in a car.

Bro they give the best shift dick I swear.

by fosterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr January 11, 2021

skin shift

An extension of the asshole that has an inverse relationship with the penis like a slinky, where the anus is protruding and the penis is flacid, or the penis is erect and anus is retracted. In relaxed state the anus appears prolapsed.

To avoid embarrassment, Q skin shift his rectum away from the public eye.

by Your fly is open November 19, 2017

bitch-shifting

When a whole lot of bitches are in the same room causing problems because of something your bottom bitch said, so you axe that hoe and readjust the hierarchy.

Parity, you better shut yo ass up before I gotta do some bitch-shifting, cuz you ain't that special.

by Imples August 13, 2020

Teusz Shift

A loud, distinct single "POP!" sound during an upshift.

Cars that have this are one that are performance oriented with GMs 10 speed hydramatic like the Camaro, Corvette and CT4/5 V and V Blackwing, Genesis g70 and more.
Cars with upshift "farts," such as those using DSG, dual-clutch, ZF, etc., do not count.

Wow, Greg, did you hear that Teusz Shift?

While accelerating hard, Thug shifted his Camaro all the way to fifth gear, with each shift making a loud, distinct Teusz Shift sound."
Dang, Santos, did you hear those Teusz Shifts?
I love the Teusz Shifts in my Cadillac V Series.

by Crni's step brother December 20, 2024

Vegestalt Shift

A snap transformation to a vegetarian lifestyle informed by moral considerations. The consumption of animal products is suddenly perceived to be wrong.

After reading Peter Singer, his view of the world changed. It was a vegestalt shift.

by Simian Pachyderm July 25, 2009