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scottish claymore

A term used to describe the penis of a man of Scottish heritage.
“Some guy standing next to me in the bathroom told me he wanted to sword fight. I kindly informed him I was gifted with a Scottish claymore and that it isn’t a wise decision”.
by Peter Puller May 7, 2021
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Scott

scott is normally a tall blonde haired boy with the most gorgeous eyes. he is the sweetest, funniest, most special person you will ever meet. he always puts others before himself and wants nothing but the best for you. scott’s check up on you 24/7 and will constantly make sure you’re ok. he will love you through everything and give you endless hugs, kisses, cuddles, or anything.

scott has been through hell and back but will always put those he loves first and make sure they have a smile on their face. he is very humble, passionate, and hard working. scott is smart even though he may come across as otherwise. he can do anything he sets his mind to.

scott’s are also sexy asf :). they can hit it lol. he is a very romantic person and will spoil you. he is very loyal to those he truly loves and will stop at nothing to see you happy. he loves his family and is very good with both animals and kids.

scott is overall the best boyfriend, friend, and family member you could ask for. everyone needs a scott in their life.
Person 1: “who is that tall blonde over there ?”
Person 2: “oh that’s scott, he’s the sweetest person you’ll ever meet.”
Person 1: “he’s seggsy ;)”
by yoloig:) June 25, 2021
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Scottish constipation

When you are pooping and are on your period at the same time.
(Period poop)
Period blood as red as a scottish person's hair mixed with poop
- I got that scottish constipation it's gonna be a long night👎🏾👎🏾👎🏾
by Pushing poops July 25, 2021
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scottquis

Only to be used if you have a brother named (Marquis). Someone who has the swagger of a dagger! Hung like a horse and faster in bed like a cheetah!
Yo, look at that motherfucker Marquis! I am glad his brother Scottquis doesn’t act like that!
by TheQuis November 23, 2021
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Scott aitkens

Person a: Yo do you know Scott Aitkens?
Person b: YEAH BRO HES SOOOOO SUS
by Alana Brown February 27, 2022
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Scottish Bungle Hole

Its a derogatory term used to describe that un which is attempted to be explained yet is unexplainable, therefore such concept is, was, and always will be such unless, except in the possible yet unlikely event of change of manner in form used as of by target individual applied to that of other means and/or fashions of original constructed inquiry.
This is an example of the Scottish Bungle Hole
by Jango Scottish March 2, 2022
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Scott the Woz

The guy who is not a virgin, he also owns sonic 2 with a line
Guy 1: hey have you heard of Scott the woz?
Vuy 2: isn't that the really cool guy who has a lot of sex and owns sonic 2 with a line?
by Zow eht ttocs May 24, 2022
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