Salty

People are represented as potatoes. If someone tickles your pickle, you describe them as being salty. You can also salt a potato, meaning to shag them or want to shag them.

That is one salty potato.

by Salty October 16, 2014

Salty

When you are proven wrong in a situation when you thought you were right; when you are let down after your hopes are up; when you are played/ dissed

1. Person 1: I'm the only one in this classroom with a 4.0 GPA.

Person 2: Actually I also have a 4.0, so I guess you're feeling salty.

2. (In a roast session)
Person one (roasting person 2): You not ready for this roast, you ugly as hell, boul.
Person 2: Nah, you need a shape up cuz your hairline look like a mountain range.

Background people: OH NOOOO
(Person 1 is salty)

by Cerena10111 June 19, 2015

Salty

Unsound mind. A person on edge. In a shady situation.

My marriage is salty.

by elaminster October 11, 2015

salty dog

seafarer / pirate

He's been at sea for 2 weeks, what a salty dog!

by olyeh March 13, 2009

salty sam

a guy's tasty dick when he gets oral sex without having washed 'recently': his partner is having a 'salty sam' on account of the salty sweat and other residues that are ingested in the process of the fellatio

she just went for it before i could suggest a quick shower...I thought "hey, I guess she won't mind a salty sam...whatthafuk, maybe she likes it that way!"

by franc black May 9, 2008

salty life

A life that touches others for their good. It adds flavor and preserves for the best in life

Salt can not provide taste or preserve without touch. One life touching an other for their good is salty life.

by missiologist January 27, 2014

Salty Tongue

A person possessing a salty tongue can use coarse, curse word-ridden language (also known as "Salty Language", characteristic of a sailor) naturally.

A person who can use said language with reckless abandon would have a saltier tongue than most.

If I had a salty tongue, I'd be a much better comedian.

by DiddySinatra February 17, 2015