Sock puppet

If you own a sock puppet you are Ruth a 5 year old or a ...........special human/ pedo
Sock puppet
by Lucinda is Lit July 19, 2020
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Sock Puppet

A clitoris that is so droopy that when you're having sex with it, you never get inside. She'll just slap her lips against your shaft.
"Man, that Sock Puppet last night was so gross I puked all over the floor"
by ITGRF May 13, 2013
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Sock puppet

(Noun)
A phone accessory that helps you take better photos, holds your phone better, and works as a stand. AKA PopSockets
I dropped my phone but the sock puppet on the back kept it from breaking
by Jezij January 06, 2019
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Sock puppet

When a dude steals your socks and sniffs your boxer shorts then deliberately gets busted because your mrs told him it turns her on when guys get busted doing weird shit after being an arsehole to her
Bro my mrs just owned that sock puppet because he got caught with my undies in a bag in his pocket and confessed to stealing them so he can sniff them everytime he gets horny because it makes him nut without touching his wang , look he even signed the confession I have a copy do you want one?
by Hectic Mooslie October 08, 2023
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Professor Puppeting

A person who has intercourse with their college professor in order to get a good grade - that person is 'puppeting' or using the professor for their own advantage.
"Did you hear that Sally is professor puppeting Dr. O'Brien to ace physical science?
by Margie Bear. December 19, 2009
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The Puppet Mastor

The act of shoving ones fist in the asshole of a midget so far u can work the little fuckers mouth like a puppet.
by canttouchthis909 April 22, 2016
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Finger puppet

When a girl is giving you head and fingering your butt hole at the same time
by Mofugger333 June 27, 2015
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