Three Pump Chump

A man who has absolutely no sexual skills, stamina, or timing. He has erectile dysfunction, or he's just incompetent. He's in and out without the girl even knowing it.

I'm sorry, this relationship is just not gonna work, cause u a three pump chump!

by hawaiitalanet March 12, 2006

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Pumpkin Seed

A true gem of a lady. A very cute and beautiful and beautiful enchantress whose charm and elegance are never to be underestimated.

"Hello pumpkin seed! How gorgeous you look today!"

by Pooklescratch March 22, 2010

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Pumpkin Hour

The hour past which your brain does not function any more, despite how much you want it to. You have essentially turned into a pumpkin.

Hans: Aren't you going to finish your essay? Shits due tomorrow.

Alex: Naw its pumpkin hour I've just been typing the word fuck for ten minutes

by maaaannnn February 22, 2010

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Pumpkin Guts

A slang term for what you would pull out of a girl's uterus after fisting her.

That chick was so loose I was able to pull out a whole fistful of pumpkin guts. I even got a few seeds!

by cFj February 27, 2009

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chili pumped

when a male fingers a femal with tabasco sauce on his tips so it gets on the clit.

oliver gave a girl one hell of a chili pumper she went to the bathroom after he fingerd her and cried.

oliver is giving out free chili pumpers tonight... he has 12 inch fingers!!!

i got with this chick last night and i know the only reason she called me today was because i chili pumped her.

by aleece, nicole, leslie February 11, 2007

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