meat in the pot

When you finally get the dick in and afterwards you get the stank dick

meat in the pot: Put the dick in and suffer because you a fuckboy

by Godofball April 1, 2015

fun pot

A hypothetical second pot that exists in a poker game, in which poker players take from when they are having fun playing poker, even if they are losing money. People who play bad or sentimental hands often win from the fun pot.

Dan may not have had the best hand, but at least he got his share of the fun pot.

by Jonas W July 10, 2005

pot face

A really hot girl who once was a genius but now has no brain after smoking it all away.

Cindie was an Abercrombie model and valedictorian back in 4th grade but has been reduced to a Pot Face ever since she started hanging with degenerate asshalf mike and his stoner friends. What a waste of face.

by Saint.Grand November 22, 2019

The Crock Pot

When you think you have to fart, but shit your pants and don't have anywhere to clean up within a reasonable amount of time (maybe while driving / hunting / fishing). A Shart which becomes trapped between the cheeks, stewing and brewing and warm as can be. You just carry it home with you like a crock pot!

My buddy went fishing and brought home a full Crock Pot, a classic wet shart situation, and all because he had nowhere to properly clean himself off, and wasn't going home anytime soon! He simply brought the crock pot home with him.

by LabMaster S.J. December 24, 2022

Stash Pot

A place where you dump bodies, typically a ditch or a river, but it could also very well be the top of a large building or even the middle of the woods. Basically a spot where you can execute someone with a gun. Shoot ‘em in the leg, tie and tape them up in the trunk, drive ‘em to the stash pot and handle your business depending on whatever way you chose. If your using a river, large ditch such as the LA river, or a building tall enough to commit suicide on you can just point your gun at them and force them to walk off or you’ll shoot ‘em off or do the following. Anywhere else just lay them in the ground in the middle of nowhere with no witnesses or no road nearby and kill the person with one bullet to the back of the neck severing the spine from the brain killing the person instantly. Use a 45 acp or larger as less bullets you have to shoot the more time you have to quickly get things done. BTW this is also how to commit a murder

Droppin’ Niggaz off to my Stash Pot - Koopsta Knicca

by Anonymous82684 June 20, 2022

Tar Pot

a greasy ol french native who think they own everything around them

You hear about sally? Yeah, what a tar pot

Jim got caught poaching fish the other day.. "Thats because he's a tar pot"

by Motor Boat-er September 19, 2013

Pot-Cock

Pot-Cock
Paht Cawk

Noun (used with verb)

1. When an individual is too baked to sexually operate properly.

2. The stoner equivelent of whiskey dick.

1. Steve couldn't fuck Lindsey because he had Pot-Cock.

2. Molly's Vagina had cotton-mouth due to Pot-Cock.

by Jsofldnqnclfmandnfndnsm August 15, 2016