pineapple lump

A Sri Lankan who is brown on the outside yet blonde on the inside, who squeals, topples, then falls whilst attempting to bungy jump

"You're like a pineapple lump!"

by Nick101 August 29, 2006

The Pineapple Club

You may or may not be a member of it.

Cheech: "Yo, are you a member of The Pineapple Club?"

Chong: "I'm not sure. What is it?"

Cheech: "I don't know, but i'm a member according to r/trees"

by ips1023 September 9, 2010

Pineapple

Single greatest fruit ever to exist solely for its natural chemical ability to make semen taste Uncharacteristically and magically delicious

When he blew his load in my mouth it tasted like a pineapple.

by Kellumjr January 10, 2014

Pineapple

Ass... It literally is a euphemism for ass.

It can also mean heaven, but really isn't that the same thing!?

Doesn't she have a great pineapple! Pineapple... More like fineapple! Ass butt bootypineapplefineapplegreat

by Jensen13 March 24, 2017

pineapple

1. a fragmentation grenade of any other type of hand grenade(because the surface is similar to a pineapple)

2. a job seekers allowance(the word dole, refers to this and a brand of various fruits, such as pineapple)

The gangster tried to toss a pineapple into the police car but missed.

by The Return of Light Joker February 22, 2008

pineapple slap your ascot

it means slap your ass.

why u hitting me? what the h*** are u doing that for? Do you want me to pineapple slap your ascot?? Huh, Scott?

by Adaise May 21, 2008

pineapple pizza

A pizza that was made from a topping that ruined pizza
Pizza is good, but not with pineapple

Pineapple pizzas are consumed by hippies. Hippies are terrible. And so is the food they consume.
Therefore, pineapple pizza is terrible .

It's the equivalent from eating a used diaper filled with explosive green diarreah.
Every
Villian
Is

Pineapple pizza

"May i take your order?"
'Yeah hmm um, can i have one well rounded crap pizza?'
"Sure! One pineapple pizza for you!"

by Pizzagod_13 October 8, 2015