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pillow tweet

pillow tweets are tweets sent while in bed (late at night before bed or early morning before waking up). serious tweeters (see pillow hog) may pillow tweet for up to an hour before getting out of bed or going to sleep.
my girl was pillow tweeting all night and i didn't get any.
by pillowhog July 14, 2010
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Pillow Minting

The practice of granting special privileges or bonuses only to high ranking members of an organization by another high ranking official(s). This is done at the exclusion and ultimately at the expense of non ranking members. The term is obviously derived from complimentary mints placed on the pillows at upscale hotels for "honored" guests. These mints come from the aprons of the low-paid hotel employees.
"Did you see the news? The school board just pink-slipped over 200 teachers because of the economy. Then they turn around and gave the administrators a 15 percent pay raise! Talk about pillow minting!"
by Franknfla September 19, 2009
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Pillow Farter

A person who farts on their girlfriend's pillow.
AJ Rothert is a goddamn pillow farter.
That pillow farter gave me pink eye
by radasballs September 23, 2011
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pillow grinding

Self explanatory.
Kitzuki and Poppy were in Poppy's room, listening to yaoi. Poppy got turned on by Kitzuki's sexy body, she grabbed her pillow, and grinded on it. Kitzuki said to the pinky, "Are you pillow grinding?" "Yeah," said Poppy. She moaned as she said that. Kitzuki took Poppy in her arms and the two girls shared a passionate kiss. Poppy whispered, "Fuck me as hard as you can, mommy." This turned Kitzuki on, so she pushed her submissive baby girl onto the bed. "Spread your legs, bitch." Poppy did as she was told. Kitzuki took off Poppy's clothes, and her own. Kitzuki then whispered in Poppy's ear, "Itadakimasu, baby." Kitzuki then ate Poppy's pussy. "Oh, fuck," Poppy moaned under her breath. Kitzuki rose up, her face covered in cum. Poppy looked at the redhead, and moaned, "Fuck me." Kitzuki got on top of Poppy and grinded on her. Poppy moaned like crazy, going, "Fuck, ahh, mmm, yeah, fuck, fuck me, mommy, yeah, harder." "Fuck, you feel so good," Kitzuki groaned. "Harder, mommy," Poppy moaned. Kitzuki slammed her vagina into Poppy's, and the two had very passionate sex, Kitzuki going harder and faster and deeper, as Poppy begged for it. "Kitzuki, I'm- ahh- I'm gonna-," Poppy moaned, and she was interrupted. "Shh shh shh, I know, baby girl, I know," Kitzuki said. "Do it for me. I'll cum with you." The girls cummed at the same time, Poppy screamed out, "Mommy!" Kitzuki growled, "Bitch."
by P0PPYTPLAYS August 3, 2021
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Cold Pillow

The moment when you flip your pillow at 10:07 PM and it is cold and feels nice.
10:07 PM
*flips pillow*
Me: now that’s a cold pillow
by Dr. Juerdo Titsgo December 2, 2018
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penis pillow

1.) audrey

2.) someone or something that is annoying,stupid, weird or even funny
my mom is such a penis pillow she just grounded me
by Randomwords22 June 13, 2018
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pillow shitter

A person who can't hold a poop. And deiceds to go into their pillow case.
pillow shitter means:
" Aww man, I really have to go. But I know I won't make it."
*looks at pillow*

" Well it is an emergency,"

" Well I guess I'm a pillow shitter now."
by Hola,soy dora December 27, 2019
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