Period Dance

The ancient ritual: the period dance. When done correctly, clouds form overhead bringing thunder and lightning, blood starts raining from the sky and dogs start howling. You will know that the ritual has worked when the vagina cries red tears.

Person 1: Why is the rain red?!

Person 2: Oh, I guess someone's doing the period dance.

by WigglyBobert February 24, 2018

alpha period

A superior period that makes everyone other women sync to it

Mary: Have you gotten your. Period

Jane: No it synced with Nancy she has the Alpha period

by BeyoncèDG May 1, 2016

Period flare

Like a woman on menopause, gets hot for no reason; hot flash. A woman on her period, gets hot for no reason.

Stephanie is never hot. Always cold, except when she's on her period. I call this a period flare.

by Snakeskates October 7, 2012

gtfo period

The small time gap between safety and danger. Can be used to define how long you have before someone turns angry, or before a fight breaks out or just for Shits and giggles when playing chap door, run.

Person 1: I just split with my girlfriend.
Person 2: sorry to hear that dude, how did she take it?
Person 1: don't know yet, waiting for her to reply.
Person 2: wait, you didn't do it to her face? You got maybe a 20 second gtfo period before she hunts you down dude.

by dts94 January 21, 2013

period of seriousness

when someone takes the time to put a period. after everything they say to make it more serious.

man that bitch was sexy.
did you see the babys rattle honey.
i love you.
why is he using the period of seriousness.

by shmello1234 September 10, 2011

Man Period

Whenever a man feels the uncontrollable urge to invalidate others feelings, especially due to the lack of their own self - esteem

Tate fans are always on their Man Period.

by Finlet February 8, 2023

period no tampon

to add emphasis to a point that was made, but even more than periodt.

Girl she was a MESS, period no tampon.

by nerdynanny October 14, 2021