The Five Senses of Pi

Hearing: Your ears can listen to the musical digits of the seemingly random pattern of the decimal number π as they are being recited.

Smell: Your nose can scent the fragrance or sweet aroma of the digits of the transcendental number π.

Sight: Your mind’s eye can see at a glance the entire beautiful landscape of the real number π.

Taste: Your tongue can savor the different flavors of the digits of the sacred number π.

Touch: Your skin can feel the different sensations of the digits of the normal number π, when it is truncated to a certain number of significant figures.

Guesstimate how many autistic people or idiot savants around the world could experience at least one of the five senses of pi.

by MathPlus September 19, 2021

Delta Sigma Pi

Delta Sigma Pi is a so-called professional organization that allows underage drinking at official events and only becomes upset when the pictures are posted on a website.

The underage drinking took place at a Delta Sigma Pi Spring 2007 Pledge Social Event known as the Heaven and Hell Party. Their idea of community service is stuffing three trinkets in a paper bag and handing it out to parents whose children are in the hospital. If a member should try to voluntarily withdraw due to grieving over a family death, the executive committee just might suggest that the grieving person seemed to be fine during the pledge process and therefore should not be allowed to withdraw. Give this all of the hissing and booing that you please, but I have seen this with my own eyes.

by Proud to be free October 27, 2007

e plus pi

spoken version of WTF turned on its side, implying that the person is turning their head while stating it. it would be writen in most cases as such:
E
+
ð

person a:"dude, my gramps wont stop staring at goatse!"
person b:"e plus pi! that just wrong!"

by jeffery l. c. September 07, 2007

Pi Inferiority Complex

When the sight or sound of the symbol π triggers a negative reaction in people’s mind, which makes them feel or think that they are hopeless at school math or algebra or geometry—common symptoms are momentary blackout, faster heartbeat, and sweaty palms.

Guesstimate how many millions of otherwise educated folks worldwide suffer from some form of pi inferiority complex every year.

by MathPlus August 20, 2021

pi kappa phi

A fraternity full of redneck, alcoholic, conservative, cheating, preppy, smoking, ignorant losers.

He used to be such a winner until he associated himself with pi kappa phi.

by phimugreekgoddess February 22, 2005

Delta Sigma Pi

a weak and pathetic co-ed business fraternity that pretends to be professional but is actually made up of a bunch of pussies.
Gets the shit beat out of them on a routine basis by the obviously superior Alpha Kappa Psi.

DSP = Dick Sucking Pussies
"That kid is out back throwing up after a beer and a half. He must be in Delta Sigma Pi."

by tdm duh December 03, 2006

sigma omicron pi

A West Coast Asian interest sorority. Also commonly referred to as, "S-O-Pis". Many of the campuses that sport chapters of SOPi also have a chapter of KDPhi, Alpha Kappa Delta Phi.

"KDPhi, spread your thighs.
SOPis, look like guys." (Sigma Omicron Pi)

by Gordon Lee September 04, 2007