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cunt jar

Someone that is so "cunty" they are the equivalent to a jar full of cunts. A level of "bitch" that can't be topped.
Did you see Nicole today? She is acting like a total cunt jar.
by Queen Adorer April 19, 2017
mugGet the cunt jarmug.

jar fly

the type of girl that will scrape a jar after the mix is cooked off ; the smell of the ether is what attracts them. Typically located in Hillsboro Ohio
when I am out shaking a bottle there is always jar fly's swarming about
by Kingspade93 June 30, 2022
mugGet the jar flymug.

Jar

BIGGEST MF DICK HUUUUUGE LIKE WTF WOAH
damn Jar noice dick ya got homie
by Jar321 March 24, 2021
mugGet the Jarmug.

Pee Jar

A jar (typically a mason jar) used to store urine. Mainly used in the middle of the night when one is too lazy to go all the way to the bathroom. Or for when that one pussy is too afraid to go to the bathroom after a scary movie.
Person1: “Dude, I gotta pee but I don’t wanna walk to the bathroom.”

Person2: “Just use the pee jar, bruh.”
by Daddy Dimadome August 20, 2020
mugGet the Pee Jarmug.

JAR

“Don’t forget about that Math Test today, JAR” - Kyle
by fondleduck September 20, 2018
mugGet the JARmug.

Jar Diesel

Jar Diesel is a Hispanic male in his early 40s from Fresno California. With his stunningly Savage pipe he can bang b****** as he pleases, and layeth the smack down on that ass..
B****** of white, asian, and Hispanic races best beware because when the Jar Diesel is loose whiplash is sure to happen.. the jar diesel is also known for jackknifing all these two bit sack chasing hoes and giving them neck problems for the rest of their lives...
..... The Jar Diesel is known for giving women what is called a vaginus...
A vaginas is when the Jar Diesel enters the vagina or anus, and solidifies the two as one orifice.. hence the name vaginas...
That mother f***** Jar Diesel done f***** my b**** again and left her p**** all f****** tore up!!
by jarzilla4187 April 24, 2021
mugGet the Jar Dieselmug.

jizz n a jar

A guy giving his sample for fertility treatment.
I was going to be late because I had to stop at the IVF clinic and jizz n a jar.
by DNAGuy May 29, 2024
mugGet the jizz n a jarmug.

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