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A person named David is typically narcissistic. When a “David” has sex, they will position themselves in front of a mirror so that they can make eye contact with themselves. They are more interested in watching their own body in the act of intercourse than watching their partner. This in a way makes them feel like they are not having sex with a partner, but rather they feel like they are in fact fucking themselves- which give a “David” a great sense of pleasure.This person is also typically a Scorpio, tall, athletic, with well maintained facial hair and loves the Miami heat

They are obsessed with their own image and also believe that no one person is good enough, due to this a “David” will often have many hoes or shortys
Person 1: man, that guy is a player!
Person 2: yeah, he’s a real David
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Amazing, funny, good, creative, amazing engineer, and amazing hockey goalie.
If you see a David you are basically seeing a god in front of you.
David's are amazing boyfriends and great emotional supporters.
David's always know what is best.
omg is that a David
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A dumb bitch that knows nothing about the real world and hides in his little priviledged house and plays videogames.
"Hey, have you seen David around?"
"That stupid fuck? God no."
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Did you see David? Max and him stole a shopping cart
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David cheats on his own girlfriend and hugs other women. He is a jackass. he is fracking crazy and harasses is girlfriend. he is also a huge perv and trys to show off
David is very cruel
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omg he has no arm hair he must be a david
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