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Chicken on the menu

Lesbian. Euphemism to denote a lesbian while in tasteful company so as not to cause offence.
Derived in conjunction with (and opposition to) pork sword
i.e. She may choose pork once in a while, but would always prefer chicken on the menu.
Dave, "she's hot!"
Rob, "forget it, chicken on the menu."
by Politically restricted June 9, 2011
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put on the menu

gang slang to put a hit on someone
That snitch has officially been put on the menu.
by BigRich June 4, 2013
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sucking on the metal dong

You pussies are in the bathroom sucking on the metal dong?
by Tidizzle October 2, 2017
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Laytress On The Menjay

Simply a funny way to say 'Bye' instead of the traditional "Goodbye". Usually used by people who want to leave the other person with a big question mark on their head.
From The Hilarious Hit Movie Starring Paul Rudd. "Laytress On The Menjay" was uttered by Paul Rudd's Character Peter Claven while trying to be cool and hip but FAILED miserably when asking himself "what..what did i just say?" after he said Laytress On The Menjay.
Paul Rudd: Yeah i'll be there, i'll be there.

Jason Segal: Alright, see you there man.

Paul Rudd: Alright......LAYTRESS ON THE MENJAY.

*Hangup*

Paul Rudd: ................what ...what did i just say?
by RyRyRodrizzle November 8, 2009
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Girls on social media

The biggest dicks on the internet they constantly say OMG i love you to another girl which is lesbian They are constantly in love with themselves, they literally put on the most pointless things on their stories and they are just genuine retards and a stupid annoyance that needs to stop. Also they continuously put Ops on their stories just so they want other girls to write fucking paragraphs about them and they screenshot it and put it on their stories with them responding with hearts. If you love them soo much then why don't you marry them them. God
Boy 1: Oh you see that girl there

Boy 2: Oh yeah I've seen her Instagram She's just a normal girls on social media
by someone who puts stuff123 February 13, 2019
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Mums on the menu

Jeffery’s mums on the menu lol”

“Yeah he’s crying
by AlexRobertsonIsClapped March 17, 2021
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