'Tell Someone What They Did to Piss You Off' Day

June 7th
The time to tell someone what they did to make you angry.
Don't be shy, be honest!

Person 1: Hey, I know that you slept with my wife!
Person 2: Why are you telling me this?!?
Person 1: It's 'Tell Someone What They Did to Piss You Off' Day

by Thisistotallyreal June 06, 2022

Piss and Tell

The act of boasting to friends about an abnormally lengthy urination, commonly precipitated by over-drinking alcohol or water.

"Woah guys, did you hear that? I was going for like a minute and a half"
"Sit down Jake, you dick - no need to piss and tell".

by WillyCravemore June 21, 2018

Ass don’t tell

When you are tight lipped about your sexual exploits. But the people you sleep with aren’t…

Hey! What happened with you! I saw you chatting them up at the bar!

Well, you know ass don’t tell.

by INCYCShow March 25, 2022

Tell an ugly girl she’s ugly

On February 28th you tell an ugly girl that she’s ugly and needs to stop obsessing over herself.

Jackson:damn bruh you ugly asl

Kaylee:I know you want me I’m beautiful

Tell an ugly girl she’s ugly: you tell her she’s ugly

by I hate ppl named Kaylee March 01, 2023

telling everybody your limo is triple parked

(verb to be) inventing excuses, especially the same ridiculous tall-tale ones, over and over again, and using them in different situations and on different people

Marge Simpson : Homer, please help me get Bart to do his homework, I don't know what to do with our rotten apple anymore.

Homer: Bart, you uptard, did you hear your mother, go do your homework.

Bart (from somewhere in the house): I did do my essay, but unfortunately Nelson stole it and burned in the girls toilets; I will not waste my time redoing it.

Homer: speak to me comme du monde, young man. Are you telling everybody your limo is triple parked, again? (Homer now takes a broom and goes to Bart's room.

by Sexydimma July 25, 2013

Tell Someone Their Leng Day

Meaningfully tell someone leng that they’re leng on October 9th.

“Hey, Sam! You’re leng”
“Its Tell Someone Their Leng Day, isnt it?”

by LBOOGZNW October 08, 2020

Tell me about it

used as an ironic acknowledgment of one's familiarity with a difficult or unpleasant situation or experience described by someone else.

"My car broke down on the highway in the pouring rain, and I had to wait for hours for a tow truck." "Tell me about it," my friend replied, sighing as they clutched their own dead phone. (Their sigh and clutching the phone imply they're also stuck in a difficult situation).

by Arminkshipper July 20, 2024