In making an error, or something bad happening the expression might be used. As Shitting the bed its self could be the worst thing ever.
by Josh. S April 22, 2005
shit the bed means to let a turd slip out your ass after you've been butt-fucked by a dude and didn't douche before.
by USAF Cadet October 12, 2020
When a gentleman shaves only his scrotum in such a way that his testicles appear naked atop the hair of the perineum. This has no particular advantage to either partner involved, except that sweat from the testes will pour off into the bed of his crotch, possibly reducing their saltiness when tasted.
I noticed that Ralph had done some manscaping last night, but the lazy jerk only gave himself a bed of lettuce. I can still smell his sweaty gooch.
by yougotstochill January 09, 2012
shop assistant; how can i help you sir?
customer; i am interested in buying a bed
shop assistant; we only provide beds for bensons
customer; i am a benson, i have a wife but no children, and i dont really care for football and never have
shop assistant; ok sir, right this way
customer; bed dooins
customer; i am interested in buying a bed
shop assistant; we only provide beds for bensons
customer; i am a benson, i have a wife but no children, and i dont really care for football and never have
shop assistant; ok sir, right this way
customer; bed dooins
by poorlyendowed March 15, 2010
by jwowww December 21, 2009
by SGGp2 October 04, 2010
1. Bed-level refers to a female who is seen as the same thing as the bed she has sexual intercourse on.
2. Whore
3. Treesh
2. Whore
3. Treesh
by Longdickstyle123456789 February 11, 2021