tomato

reuben

i may be stupid but at least i don't look like a tomato

by lemonboyswillbebugs November 6, 2019

tomato friend

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One of the many characters in Tulterheles Munkaval, a Veszteseg fangame. I won't spoil it, its both the Betrayed and ? Endings.

Tomato Friend: GET OUT
Me: no
YOU SHALL PERISH
YOU SHALL PERISH
YOU SHALL PERISH
YOU SHALL PERISH
YOU SHALL PERISH
YOU SHALL PERISH
YOU SHALL PERISH
YOU SHALL PERISH
YOU SHALL PERISH
YOU SHALL PERISH

by SARNAPSIS WILL RISE February 22, 2024

Tomato Ice Cream

Coming to a mouth near you! Soon!

Tomato Ice Cream DOES exist, baby!

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 16, 2020

Baked Tomato

Having sexual intercourse with a girl that is on her period

I gave my girl a baked tomato last night

by King Chapo June 15, 2016

Falling Tomatoes

A euphemism for committing suicide by jumping off a high place, originating from the visual of a tomato splattering on the ground after falling.

"I moved out of that city 'cause it had too many cases of falling tomatoes."

by Yeesh_I_Got_Peas January 10, 2025

tomato chaser

The kind of guy that chases tomato's (it girls) until they love him, then leaves them and finds a new tomato.

I shouldn't have fallen in love with him, he is just a tomato chaser

by It girl energy August 6, 2024

Toasted Tomato

When you do anal and give an anal dick rash

I stuck my dick in her bum and have her a toasted tomato.

by SmokingJesus101 September 3, 2016