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that sounds like a personal problem

Every single teacher when I make sense in an argue ment
Me: teacher the homework isn’t loading

Teacher: well how about you load it

Me: how would I load the homework if it’s not loading

Teacher: that sounds like a personal problem
by DooDooFart-69-IamCryingRN April 28, 2020
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Problemic

A word that I swear used to exist in and before the aughts, especially in academic literature, but there is no evidence online, aside from some academic articles. Another Berenstain/ Berenstain Bears phenomenon.

Notably, the date of the invention of the "word problematic" keeps changing. However, it was invented in the sixties. In the late 1800s, problematical was a more common pseudoword than problematic. Word usage history charts may change after posting this definition.
Problemic Issues of Deploying Cooperative Intelligent Transport Systems During of Digital Transformation
by ProblemicBadFem May 27, 2024
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Digestion Problems

It's just something I have; my inability to eat food
by Jar-of-Jelly September 2, 2022
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fractal problem

frac·tal prob·lem

/ˈfraktəl ˈpräbləm/

a problem that―when you try to solve it―you just keep encountering more and more problems
I was fixing my rusted brake line and it turned out to be a fractal problem with having to then fix leaks and still having fixing to do
by TheTallestPsychonaut October 27, 2021
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Network Problems

The logical reason given why computers and electronics don't work when the reporting parties either a) don't have the ability to understand what the fuck they're talking about or b) are too fucking lazy to attempt to diagnose the issue.
I just installed this random program and now I can't get to the Internet, we must be having Network Problems.

We are an organization of 15000 people and 2 of them can't get their PCs working, must be a Network Problem.
by Dr. Tickle Bits October 22, 2014
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Farce problems

When someone named Craig makes up problems.
Craig's at it again with them farce problems.
by Faunzt January 4, 2020
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Frat World Problem

Similar to a first world problem, a frat world problem is a situation commonly or exclusively faced by fraternity members.
Can't believe we're drinking with no nicotine, such a frat world problem.

Sorry, I can't go to ADPi's social with you. Stacey is mad that her best friend's grand big's freshmen year roommate got ghosted by my big so she black-listed me. Total frat world problem.
by Duecas May 15, 2023
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