mormon purgatory

1. The place non-mormons go when they die while waiting for their baptism to enter mormon heaven.

So I was hitting it from behind with this mormon chick and I pull out and she says "You're going to hell for wasting your cum"
"No I'm going to mormon purgatory because I'm not mormon."

by Chronoshorse December 6, 2020

monmook

Direct Translation: Fat Neek
Basically if someone uses this word, they automatically qualify as a stinkin slimy fat neek.

Stewart: 'Monmook"
What it means: I'm a fat neek

by Yung Melo December 15, 2020

Mormon Rodeo

When your Morman bro is soaking with his new girl and you jump on his back, smack his ass, and try to hold on for 8 seconds.

Bro 1: "There's not much to do around here is there man?"
Bro 2: " You could try a Mormon Rodeo, my personal best is 7.6 seconds"

by Zephyrousx October 2, 2021

mongonto

drinking rotten juice and battery packs then the person whose eyes rolls over first gets tied to a trailer and get towed

this fucking muslim mongonto is retarded

by kwataffel123 June 10, 2022

Mormonicness

Extreme Conservative Moronicness

Sounds so melodic you can't hear the offensive undertone. Great to use for moron Mormons and other Normons.

Ex. His mormonicness made him feel astranged.

Ex. They spread mormonicness as if was butter on a dumb people sandwich.

by Tsjiele July 25, 2023

The Mormon Flop

The action of supporting an issue today, and being against it tomorrow. While being Mormon.

Mitt Romney performs The Mormon Flop every time his lips move.

by Liberty2012 November 5, 2011

zack mongon

Zack Mongon is a type of individual that seeks to find new ways to be a weird but sexy individual. He/she is a beautiful being that sucks at black ops and can't see for shit. He/she is a oddball but really gets the girls in slick ways, generally girls with the name of Eliana will be attracted to him.

Yo that boy Zack Mongon is so slick with that big brain Elaina man..

by Vert70 August 24, 2017