Mike Jones

One of the more recent rappers, who sounds like he's got a mouth full of marbles and can't breathe through his nose.

* Has completely runed his teeth and will never again be able to go through a metal detecter without setting it off ever time.
* Grimmaces to "show off" his horrible teeth.
* Shows his teeth in every other scene of every one of his music videos.
* Can't seem to do anything other than repeat the same lines over and over again.
* Has to express the fact that he's famous now and wasn't "back then."
* Seems to think he's hot, when he himself says he hasn't changed.
Mike Jones: before the ice was in my grill, before the ice was in my grill, before the ice was in my grill, before the ice was in my grill, before the-

A Better Rapper: Learn to rap or SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
by Peaseblossom85 July 17, 2006
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Lil Mike

He is caring, but has lots of anger issues. He loves making friends, but is making enemies too. Don't mess with him, you will regret it. Likes everyone and no one at the same time. Very apologetic. Sensitive, but doesn't hesitate to show someone how he feels. If he likes you, he LOVES you. Don't let him go, you'll regret it.
Annoying kid: Bla bla annoying garbage
Lil Mike: Shut up. You're so dumb.
by Lil Mike Olivarez July 22, 2020
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Mike Webber

A name given to the best bar managers in the world.
"Have you checked out the Stadium bar yet?"
"No, but I heard they have a Mike Webber there so it must be awesome and perfect!"
by God4bid December 15, 2011
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Mike McRibbed

Putting food (preferably meat) down a seat in someone’s car and not telling them about it, creating a untraceable odour.
Joe who were those guys I drove home last weekend?They Mike McRibbed me!
by Smillyman4 October 24, 2018
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Mike Haggar

The mayor of Metro City, an embodiment of all things manly, and one badass motherfucker. He is a very nice and humble human being, but once you get on his bad side, he will fuck you up with a length of metal pipe and piledrive you onto the curb. You simply don't fuck with the mayor.
Mike Haggar is so manly that he sleeps on his own pipe.

Whenever Chuck Norris goes to sleep every night, He checks his closet for Haggar.

Haggar can break a car with his own bare fists, without even cutting himself open.

Haggar piledrives sharks every day.
by AngelMekk February 28, 2020
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Mike Mulderrig

A bisexual legend who was part of the reality show Lindsay Lohan's Beach Club. He covers himself in food on his YouTube channel, MikeMGTV, which he now does because of the bread incident on Lindsay Lohan.
Is Mike Mulderrig cancelling Lindsay Lohan again?
by Mjolvera February 03, 2021
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King Mike

Tell dark handsome Dominant Male who speaks his mind.

Hated by many because of his integrity and brutal honesty.

Loved by many because of his brutal honesty and integrity.
He has the charm and the appeal to be like King Mike.
He also has the ability to be an ass like King Mike.
by King Mike Da Dom December 04, 2019
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