Melon Balling

Melon Balling is the act of using a melon baller to remove ones eye before skull fucking them.

Went Melon Balling last night on my neighbors mom. After I popped that eye out she never saw me cumming.

by Mike OxMaul 187 September 22, 2025

poached melon

post malone but food

well fuck make 'em some poached melons.

by taterth0ts October 9, 2020

Melon

A really good person, not to be confused with melons
Melon is usually a nickname for someone that is ecstatic and loves to be around people
Usually not single and loves fun stuff.
Usually accosiated with groups and chats that enjoy his/hers presence
Loves any jokes and loves memes.

Oh, stop making me laugh, Your being such a Melon right now

by UrbanUnofficial May 17, 2018

Melon Surfin'

When five or more men hold a melon up in midair with nothing but their penis.

Hey man ya' wanna go melon surfin' today?
Yo me an' the homies are coming to my place today to melon surf , you in?

by MelonMan22 September 14, 2021

melon party

An orgy involving at least three men, who drill holes into a watermelon and stick their cocks in.

Named after an alleged incident involving Rogue, Internet Man.

"Rogue once posted a video of I think him and his friends drilling three holes in a watermelon. They put their dicks inside and humped it together."
"Damn! A melon party?"

by JasonMetloney June 14, 2022

vincenzo melon

likes to eat. mr. mocho man. super strong. not a chimpmunck. loves to party

vincenzo melon is the man

by locostacos56 August 2, 2018

cock melon

A melon which is shaped to look similar to a penis, which women insert into themselves to achieve a pleasured state of happiness, which then is later eaten by a male subject of the womans choosing, this ritual is then refered to as a cock melon surprise.

Kim forced her cock melon into Alex's mouth, until he had eaten every bite.

by Angel Eyes 0321 April 4, 2009