There is no going back after having found a Matthew Woelk. Everyday day you'll fall more in love with his genius, genuineness, gallantry and good-looks. Matthew Woelk, also known as a "Matthew W," somehow manages to be the most attractive man you will ever meet, as well as the most compassionate. Hours could be spent revelling in his eyes, wondering at all the adventures he has gone on and pining for those piney greens to look your way. After having found a Matthew Woelk, you will want to spend hours upon hours talking to him, just so you can keep hearing his voice, and once you've heard his laughter, you'll do anything you can to hear it again and to make him smile. That smile will trigger hundreds of thousands of butterflies in you stomach, and make your brain turn to puddles of futile mush. You'll want to do everything with Matthew Woelk, and you'll never want to let him go. You'll fall for him quickly and deeply, and you'll never want to go back, even if things get hard, because you'll know you've found a good one--the best one. A Matthew Woelk.
Matthew Woelk is the most wonderful man in the world. His name should be in a thesaurus alongside "everything I've ever wanted."
by beesgobuzz131313 September 03, 2022
Chipmunk faced, acne ridden, pre pubescent boy. We don't know how he ended up with a girlfriend. Extremely awkward and nerdy.
Person A: Wow is he ambidextrous?
Person B: No that's just Matthew-Davis, it's not cool when it's him.
Person B: No that's just Matthew-Davis, it's not cool when it's him.
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by Skint123456789 October 21, 2013
Smokes and sniffs only the best ket fresh from Glasto. Can often be spotted in art or in Magaluf with the lads doing a cheeky line before he flies back to mold a clay statue on some more ket
Student "I wonder where our teacher is?"
Student 2 "Ahh Matthew Killen he's probs in either Magaluf or Kavos with the lads he'll be back soon"
Student 2 "Ahh Matthew Killen he's probs in either Magaluf or Kavos with the lads he'll be back soon"
by Agatha Webb February 25, 2019
That actor that all the ladies love. He Can charm any woman, he can turn lesbians straight, and straigt men gay. His name is impossible to spell. I'm surprised you found this definition. He Plays the same role in every movie : Ladies Man. Except in Reign Of Fire. He was a badass in that movie.
by Paddy O'Mally June 12, 2008
He is sexy and funny, he loves to play console games and also enjoys getting out and about. He is brilliant in bed and can make the girl he loves scream in bed. He is a sexy beast!
by Dvl December 22, 2013