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Father Lettuce

Father Lettuce is the name of the man who fears no God
"Hey, have you seen Father Lettuce today?"
"Who tf-"
by RemyTheRat August 23, 2021
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slug and lettuce

When you're driving around town in your BMW looking for a pub. You realize you're going to a slug and lettuce so you have to go back and change to your fiat 500.
Hey man! Should we go to the slug and lettuce? Fuck. I can't man. My fiat 500 is at my mum's house.
by Penguinboy21 June 9, 2021
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lettuce in the head

Someone who is getting too self confident and showing off

Someone when assumes a higher rank and becomes so full of oneself
Ever since she got that new car she grew lettuce in the head

Ever since he applied to the new job he has lettuce in the head

This guy is too arrogant and has lettuce in the head
by Darth Xenon 222 August 18, 2024
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Moving Bags of Lettuce

A phrase used to describe something that:
A) should be incredibly simple, but is instead quite complicated
B) should be easy, but instead requires immense effort
C) seems like it should take only a short while to accomplish, but instead takes exponentially longer than expected

The phrase appears to have originated from a conversation between an engineer and his sister early in 2024. The story goes that in describing his day, he was explaining a conveyor belt that he was designing. Intending to use “like” as a filler word, he said, “It’s just, like, moving bags of lettuce! It shouldn’t be so hard!” His sister, thinking he was using some new expression she had never heard, asked him to explain what he meant by, “like moving bags of lettuce.” Thus the expression was born.
My work was terribly difficult today. I felt like I was moving bags of lettuce.

Changing that tire was like moving bags of lettuce. It took three hours longer than I thought it would have.
by The Guy from Up North September 22, 2024
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Dropping Lettuce

"You dropped the lettuce... you know what that means..."

"Dropping lettuce, everyone knows what it means"
by Anonymous789277 July 2, 2025
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lettucing

When you want to sing and enjoy a band from the early 2000s named after a food court.
Lettucing, lettucing. Lettucing, lettucing.
by Mr. Good Sir the 14th August 22, 2025
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Lettucing

The act of bombarding someone with Tally Hall and/or Chonny Jash related content.
"Lettucing is something my friends hate me for, I might have autism"
by #1TimeMachineFan November 1, 2025
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