A bum from central Connecticut whose only goal in life is to go to as many minor league sports as he can whilst complaining on facebook about how he doesn’t have any money for food or a room to sleep in. He puts forth no effort in life to better himself and doesn’t deserve the thoughts and prayers one might feel inclined to offer him.
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Keitherson the Immortal. Keitherson the Deflowerer. Those are a few of his many ancient names that Earths ancestors have called him by.
Keitherson the Immortal. Keitherson the Deflowerer. Those are a few of his many ancient names that Earths ancestors have called him by.
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