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Juan Antonio

Juan Antonio Is a very kind guy when he wants to be one. He is very funny and will never fail to make you laugh, and his name is definitely Hispanic. Juan can be very flirty, which may make you doubt his loyalty. But he is also very sweet and will always be there if you need him. If you even meet a Juan Antonio, be sure to keep him beside you.
Girl 1: yesterday I met this guy I really like! He’s funny and nice, but he flirts so much with other girls!
Girl 2: he sounds like a Juan Antonio
by anonymous shithead May 17, 2022
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Juan Dis Phakinat

Juan Dis Phakinat is a son of dreamybullxxx. He was a poor man who spent his last dollars on baked nuts, only to get robbed on his way in front of his house. He then passed away due to starvation. He cried in pain. A kind man named Oakley Colt Shyd offered him a boiled egg, unfortunately, it was too late. May he rest in peace.
Juan Dis Phakinat: You want this nut?
Robber: Give me your or die
*cries in pain*
by PoopSlave97 May 14, 2024
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juan

the most sexiest man alive he has all the swag in the world. he pulls girls and guys at the same time but no homo tho he is part of crip gang meaning cookies radiant iced pussy destroyers 9000
by pussydestoryers9000s October 26, 2020
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Juan

Can be kindhearted one day next day big dick head
Person 1: Yesterday my boyfriend was so happy and in a good mood and today he’s being such a dick head

Person 2: sounds like he’s being a Juan
by Noodels10285 October 25, 2017
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Juane

Reserved at first, until he gets comfortable and then watch out! Very artistic, a little goofy and somewhat out of his mind, but always a good time.
Kind hearted, sweet, and secretly sensitive, Juane is always someone you want to be around. He has your back, and always will pick you up if you're in a bad mood.

Sometimes hard to read and sometimes mood swing, but one of the best people you will ever meet.
Juane is one of the funniest guys I've ever met
by Mari Roki November 23, 2021
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Juan

Juan can be a sarcastic little bitch but can sometimes be funny. He also gets angry easily
by BiggestYoinker November 21, 2019
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Juan

Juan is a very perfect boy he is good at school, has a girlfriend, gets girls pregnant, never misses in bed, cracked at Fortnite, and makes good food. He likes to shave his penis hairs 24/7 bc they grow back faster then he runs for ur mom he is easy to know because its Juan everyone loves Juan and Juan loves everyone (mostly his best friends mom)
Henry: Juan you cant date 7 people
Joe: Bruh its Juan yes he can
Juan: I like beans
by Pop a lock December 9, 2021
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