Well Stick My Dick in a Pickle Jar and Call it Kevin

A saying that signifies absolute disbelief

Well Stick My dick in a Pickle Jar and call it Kevin, that's crazy.

by Ellienymt December 08, 2022

Rub it on like a jar of mayonnaise

lather each other (you and your partner) up in mayonnaise and spank each other while engaging in amazing sex

Person 1: Hey, I wanna try something new today..
Person 2: What did you have in mind??
Person 1: I wanted to try Rub it on like a jar of mayonnaise today..
Person 2: I'll get the mayonnaise!

by MAYONNAISE RUBBER 69 June 01, 2018

mayonaise jar

Albino white nigga with blond hair

That mayonaise jar is a fuckhead

by GhettoGandhi69 October 20, 2015

Penny Jar

A term used to describe urban areas with a high concentration of poor blacks

Keep away from that penny jar at night if you don't want to be mugged.

by marylincoln March 25, 2011

jar lover

when a man loves a jar so much that the jar is his bf/gf

" i found out tom is a jar lover "

by memaw757 December 16, 2021

jar

The expression "jar" derived from a practice among figurine collectors, where they place the figurine inside a glass jar, and then slowly fill the jar up with cum. It may also be used as a reaction or response emoji toward someone posting about their figurine collection.

Degen: More figurines arrived today!! <image of Aqua and Yunyun>
User 1: do you put them in jars?
User 2: 🫙
User 3: LMAO, he's gonna jar them too
User 4: NOOO, not Aqua!
Degen: There's nothing weird about collecting figurines... some people collect weird keyboards !
User 1: I've never seen someone jar a keyboard before ...

by user8008135 February 06, 2024

Jar

A cylindrical glass container that can be used to display My Little Pony figurines and milk, among other things.

"W-why is Rainbow Dash in a jar?"

by stacyyyOwO October 30, 2023